Once upon a time in near
the edge of the lost forest there was a house. There lived a stepfather and a mom in to a child who’s name was
Nathan. And the stepfather hated Nathan because he never wanted a kid so he sent
him to the forest were bubo yoga lived. So he went to the forest and there was
a gate a rusty gate but it wouldn’t open but luckily there was a can of a oil
at hand with just a little bit left. Creak the door opened then bubo yoga
screamed what are u doing my father sent me aaaaaaahhhhhhhh go run a bath for
me you can have something to eat to. He got him self some bread and gave a bit
to the cat and the cat said do you want be free yes Nathan cried ok you will
need a bone and a can of oil. So he got the stuff he needed then he went back
to the cat and asked what do I do after that the cat laughed and told him to
run. So he did do what the cat said he gave the dog a bone and ran all the way
home to his mom. THE
MORAL be nice.
Once upon a time there lived a lumberjack and
his dog Butch who lived in a small birch bark house on the edge of a gorgeous
forest.
Then one day for some strange reason the
lumberjack decided to grow poison ivy.
I don’t know why he would grow something so dread full and poisonous
plant by such a beautiful forest.
Obviously this was a bad idea, because before you know it the poison ivy
grew over the whole forest!
The lumberjack didn’t know what to do until
some strange little squeaky voice said out of nowhere,
“I know what to do.”
The lumberjack didn’t know what to think. How would something that sounded so small
would know what to do? Then the voice
started to continue.
“Hello, down here,” said the small thing again
annoyed. As the lumberjack looked down
he really started to freak out because the little thing that was just talking
to him was a small green grasshopper!
After he finally got used to the talking
grasshopper, the lumberjack, his dog and the grasshopper that wouldn’t shut his
mouth went out into the woods and started to fight away at the poison ivy. They bit at it, they chopped at it, and they
stomped on it but it kept re-forming itself back into normal state.
At this point they almost decided to give up, I
mean fighting the poison ivy was hard enough, but getting to it was even
harder. I mean there was this big tree
right dead center in front of the poison ivy.
The lumberjack, Butch, and the grasshopper all
sat down on a huge rock and started to think.
No one moved for 10 minutes until the grasshopper jumped up and yelled,
“I know what to do.”
“Oh, boy here we go again,” moaned the
lumberjack.
“ Hey you, pretty boy.”
The lumberjack looked up
“Me,” he said.
“You’re a lumberjack right, why don’t you just
cut the tree down,” asked the grasshopper as he walked to the tree and tapped
on it.
“I can’t do that,” the lumberjack said.
“It shades my house during the summer, and well
it’s been my favorite tree since I was well a little kid.” So they all decided
to hit the hay and think about it tomorrow.
The next day the grasshopper and butch finally
convinced the lumberjack into letting them cut the tree down. The tree was so
big it took them 2 whole days to cut the tree down! With the tree gone not only
was the tree out of the way, it had fallen right on top of the poison ivy and
killed every little leaf on it. And
therefore no more did the lumberjack grow poison ivy he also never talked to
grass hoppers again.
And the moral of the story is
“Always work hard for what you want.”
The Tree That Would Not Fall
Once upon a time a long time ago or far, far away or
possibly both, there lived an old lumberjack and his pet chipmunk. They lived in a little cottage in the
absolute depth of the woods. Outside of
their cottage there was an old weeping willow tree that was very annoying
because in the summer it blocked all of the sun and in the winter it took all
of the heat just so that it could stay alive.
One warm, sunny day when the lumberjack had nothing to
do he decided that the tree needed to be cut down. So he got out his axe and he ran at the tree with incredible
force. But that old tree was so strong that
the only thing that fell was a lifetime supply of acorns that the squirrels had
hidden in the trees trunk.
Then the chipmunk tried to cut through the thick trunk
but the tree was so strong that the chipmunks’ teeth fell out, onto the ground.
So here we are with a lumberjack, a toothless chipmunk
and a lifetime supply of acorns. They
had all lost hope when a little green grasshopper came sauntering up the
path.
“Yo dawgs, watch y’all doin’ y’all?” Asked the
grasshopper.
“Go away you annoying little brute!” said the
lumberjack.
But the little grasshopper just said “I bet I could
make that tree fall in three seconds flat.”
So the grasshopper dug a hole and started pulling all
of the trees roots out. The grasshopper
hopped out and the tree was on the ground in three seconds flat.
“So don’t stories always have morals or junk like
that?” asked the lumberjack.
“Ye, I ‘elieve ey oo.” Stated the toothless chipmunk.
“So what is the moral of our story?” asked the
lumberjack.
“How about that:
“The
smallest critters can often solve the biggest problems!” said the grasshopper.
“Yes
I believe that that is an excellent moral” stated the lumberjack.
Do I Have To?
Long, long ago when mom’s where ma’s and dad’s where pa’s, there was in early Fairytale Land. In this unknown of a country there was 52 ½ cities. In this ½ of a city there was a wizard family. In the wizard family there was Wizard Jaron, Wizardis Jewel, and their mom and dad. Jaron and his sister didn’t get along. So when Jaron had to move in with Grandma (the rest of the family were going on a business trip), Jewel couldn’t resist the chance…
“Grandma only lets you bath once each day!” remarked Jewel “and you have to be in by 7:00pm, and be up by 8:00am! and not to mention she looks like a dragon!”
So with Grandma being so mean, Jaron made a plan to stay home, he drew little purple dots all over himself. When mom suggested that he took a bath he jumped in for he loved baths (Mental note don’t use washable markers). With that plan failed, he made anther attempt, but this time it was serious. Now we all know running away isn’t funny and Jaron wasn’t very quiet, and it totally didn’t help that dad was in the garage.
“Son what are you doing?”
“Ahhh, ummm I’m just going to the library,” answered Jaron quickly.
“Yes of course, well be back by 4:00”
“Ya, ok” answered Jaron.
Well back to the drawing board thought Jaron then he thought of the most brilliant plan ever! He would hide under the magic carpet! So Jaron sneaked to the magic carpet, he gripped onto the engine and………. Mom saw him, she told him to get ON the magic carpet. So with his last plan failing he gave in.
But when his family got there he got a BIG surprise.
“Jaron you grew so much, and you are so tall!” exclaimed a totally normal Grandma.
“Well, we have to zip!” piped up dad.
And after dad and mom left Jaron got to stay up till 10:00 and had his 2nd bath! Boy had Jewel fooled him.
guitars coming from the sondorian fields .``what is
going on down there” yelled king sodo.
``The city is under attack by dorks “ said baragorn ``and
they have knee-cap biting midgets”
`` I want all men ready for battle by
noon, now bring me my grilled cheese sandwiches’’ commanded king sodo. so a
guard went to tell the knights of sondor to get ready for battle but he forgot
to lock the gate to the city and got bit in the knees by knee-cap biting
midgets and he bled to death. The dorks invaded the city then they started to
get pimples allover there faces the knights of sondor had sprayed the dorks
with instant pimple cream! The dorks fell over crying because now girls would
run away from them suddenly the black king stepped into the city and said
``Where is king sodo” ``up there” said a
dork. So the black king went up to king sodo’s tower to kill him and take the
golden mace which he would use to rule all of quarter earth
“ King sodo, I challenge you to a duel for
the golden mace!” yelled the black king
“I accept your challenge,” replied
sodo BAM the black king was killed by
a blow to the head from the golden mace. Sodo was king of all quarter
earth. THE END
EGGS FOR
BREAKFAST
Once upon a time on a little farm there lived a
family of bears. The little bear said, “Can I have an egg?”
The mother bear said, “Yes, but you have to go
out and get your own. You can go and
get them from …” Unfortunately Little
Bear had rushed off before hearing who laid the eggs. Little bear headed to the farm to get some eggs. Unfortunately, he didn’t know who to go to
so he decided to try the horse. The horse said he didn’t lay any eggs. But he
told little bear to jump on his back and he would give him a ride to the cows.
So little bear got on his back and they went to
the cows. The mom cow said, “We don’t lay eggs but you can have cheese and
milk.”
Little
bear said, “No thank-you, I just want eggs for breakfast.” So little bear set
off to find the pigs and the sheep thinking that maybe they laid the eggs. When
little bear found them they were angry because little bear had interrupted
them. The pig was having a bath and the
sheep was giving the pig a scratch on the back. In a very deep voice the pig
said, “We don’t lay eggs!”
So in a flash little bear set off and never went
back to the pig again. Finally, the little bear went to the chickens and asked
them if they laid eggs and the chickens said, “Yes, they are here under this
patch of hay. Help yourself.” So just in case, little bear took
three. Little bear went back to his house and gave the eggs to his mom and
his mom made him some eggs.
And the moral is:
Listen to the rest before
you do it.
Once upon a time on a small farm outside
of a village lived a family of six.
There was a farmer, his wife, his oldest daughter Anna, his youngest
daughter Lynn, his oldest son Michael, and his youngest son Joey. Anna, Lynn,
Michael, and Joey were troublemakers they were constantly getting into trouble
not just from their parents but also from the folks who lived in the
village.
One day Anna, Lynn, Michael, and Joey
brought some animals into the house.
Well they all knew that their mother was allergic to animals but they
brought them in anyway just to see how their mom would react. Well the reaction of their mother was not a
pretty sight! She sneezed Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! After the mother was done
sneezing she yelled at the children to go to their room at that instant so she
could think of their punishment. With a
stuffy nose all red and puffy she took the animals back out to their pens
sneezing every second.
Upstairs the children were in their rooms yelling at each other
through the walls Anna yelled at Michael that it was all his idea and that he
was the one that got them stuck in their rooms. Michael yelled back that it was her fault. Across the hall Lynn and Joey were also
yelling at each other about whose fault it was. Well when the mother got into the house and heard the children
yelling at each other she told them to stop arguing and be quiet. When it was
suppertime everyone came down the stairs to the kitchen.
During supper the mother started telling
the father that the children were acting bad today and that they should be
punished for what they did. When the
father asked what they had done he gasped when she said that they were bringing
animals in the house on purpose when they knew that she was allergic to animal
hair. The mother said that she would
take them to the grocery store the next morning to see if there was any extra
places that they could fill in for a week or so for their horrible
behavior. So the next morning when the
father went to go get firewood the mother took the kids, but instead of taking
them to town she sent them on a long trip to the middle of nowhere with a loaf
of bread and a block of cheese. When
the father got home from getting firewood the mother was sitting on the porch
without the kids.
When the father asked where the kids were
the mother blurted out that she had sent them on a trip to the middle of nowhere
all the sudden she looked up to see the farmer she looked at him in shock. The farmer started turning red and he
screamed at the wife to go and find the kids before he sent her on a trip to
the middle of nowhere too. The wife
said that she would not go and find the kids, that he was the one who wanted
them so badly he could go find them.
So the farmer got ready and headed off to find his children. After ten minutes of searching he finally
found them walking across a dusty road he ran up to them and gave them a big
hug everyone was so happy to see each other they almost forgot where they
were. The sun was starting to sink
below the horizon. They all started
walking home together. When they
finally got home they found that the wife was gone. The farmer and his children all looked at each other and said “
We don’t need her, we can live by ourselves.”
So they did and they lived happily ever after.
And the moral of the story is ask before
you do something you could get in trouble.
THE POOR GRASSHOPPER
Once upon a time in a forest lived a small grasshopper. One day a boy named Mike came to the forest. He was a mean boy who liked to crush other grasshoppers. Suddenly Mike saw the small grasshopper. He decided that he was wanted to catch this one and put him in a jar. The small grasshopper hopped and hopped but Mike still caught him. After he caught the grasshopper he put him in a jar. The grasshopper hated being in a jar.
A few days later a
wizard came along and turned the little boy into a grasshopper and changed the
small grasshopper into a little boy.
The small grasshopper then put Mike in a jar to see if he liked it. Mike definitely didn’t like it. However, the small grasshopper that was now
a boy, poked holes in the jar so that Mike would not die over night. The next
day the grasshopper let Mike go, then the wizard changed them back and the Mike
never crushed grasshoppers again. From
that day on whenever the grasshopper was in trouble the wizard was there to
help. And they all lived happily ever after.
The moral of this
story? Every thing has a life.
Wolf’s
Bad Day
Once upon a time there was a wolf.
He saw dinner on the run and it was Hare. Wolf said, “Thatlooks good.”
So wolf chased Hare for over one hour, but Hare then ran into a briar
bush and said, “You can’t catch me.”
Then wolf jumped in too. Thorns
poked and scratched him. OUCH! Wolf
jumped out with a yelp, and it took about an hour to pull all of the thorns out
with tweezers. The next
day Wolf made a huge hole in the ground and he a carrot inside the hole so Hare
would go in the hole. When Hare came by he went into the hole. Wolf ran as fast
as he could. He jumped then, “Kurflunk.”
Hare ran away very fast and
said, “You will never catch me.”
Wolf got very mad and
said, “I’m going home to think of another plan.” So he ran home. The next day Wolf was trying to make a
huge snare trap but he got tangled in it the first time. Then he finally it all
done. So he put another carrot in the trap. Hare was coming but he just jumped
beside the trap. Then Wolf saw Hare. His eyes were wide open. Wolf jumped up
and down. He went crazy. So he ran home and ate something else. THE END